Crawfish Boil Saturday

Today I will be attending Marisa's parents annual crawfish boil.  I am so excited about it.  It basically means an entire day in the pool with all of my BFF's plus all of Marisa's parents friends.  I'm trying to pull myself out of bed to run some errands before I have to leave but that is becoming more and more unlikely considering there is a marathon of Ru Paul's Drag Race on tv.  Haha.  I love that show.  Okay, I'm going to try and find the motivation to get out of bed.  

Cigarettes/Fags/Smokes

Cigarettes are my new favorite thing to hate on. I feel like everyone has started to smoke them again. I know tons of peeps picked up the habit in college but most discarded this filthy habit soon after graduation. The last few guys I have been out with have all smoked cigarettes on the down low. When I say on the down low I mean that they all told me they didn't smoke but then cigarettes would magically appear hanging out of their mouths as the night wore on. Its so stupid.

Why are douchbags so attracted to me?

This is the story of my life. I always wind up dating douchebags. They always start out decent and then its just downhill. Like take the last guy I dated. On our third date he decided to show his true colors. Within 30 minutes of getting to the bar he had already taken 2 shots and had 2 drinks. It wouldn't have been so bad if he would have spaced them out but it was insane. He then continued to take shots throughout the night. I have no idea on the exact number of shots he consumed but I think it was probably close to seven. Can you say alcoholic? I would expect this kind of ridiculous behavior from a frat daddy but a 32 year old? What a jackass. It was overall just really disappointing. Oh well, onto the next one........